Panty Raid?

So our shipment of undies has been inspected by US Customs, this actually makes me feel really good about our port authority system and the thousands of workers who have to make sure bad stuff doesn't get into our country.  That's a HUGE job and I'm glad they aren't taking any chances.  Apparently a very large shipment of undies headed to Cincinnati draws a red flag, or the fact that we are a first-time importer... but still, doesn't it sound like the plot to an old black and white movie that was considered "racy" in 1950?  

INSPECTOR AGENT 11:  "Sir, we have; 1000 goats headed to Springfield, 2000 cars going to Austin and 3000 panties headed for Cincinnati.  Nothing suspicious here."

INSPECTOR AGENT 11:  "Sir, we have; 1000 goats headed to Springfield, 2000 cars going to Austin and 3000 panties headed for Cincinnati.  Nothing suspicious here."

CAPTAIN:  "3000 panties to Cincinnati?  That can't be right!  Son, I'm going to need to inspect those panties!"

CAPTAIN:  "3000 panties to Cincinnati?  That can't be right!  Son, I'm going to need to inspect those panties!"

INSPECTOR AGENT 11:  "Sir, yes Sir!  Wonder why the Captain wants to see all those panties?!"

INSPECTOR AGENT 11:  "Sir, yes Sir!  Wonder why the Captain wants to see all those panties?!"

The government does make us pay for the inspection "fees" but they haven't told us exactly how much that is going to be.  Our only hope is that a female customs officer inspects our shipment.  That way she'll have to look up the website on our product care label, read about our mission and maybe share us on facebook or twitter! ;-)  Everything is still on schedule for shipments by 6/1.

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